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I am a Jellyfish

Journal Entry: Tue May 13, 2008, 4:48 PM
As many of you know, I'm the Tpyo Quen.

And throughout many conversations I've screwed up numerous NUMEROUS things I was TRYING to say.

Jesse: i got a sammich
Sarah: yay sammich!
Jesse: tuna and strawberry jelly
Sarah: Wuuuuuuut?
Sarah: O.o
Jesse: it's not that bad really
Sarah: O.o I am strangely curious
Sarah: perhaps I shall try it when...i am home alone
Sarah: lol
Jesse: i will call it a tuna and jellyfish!
Sarah: hahahahah
Sarah: XD
Sarah: its a jellyFISH sammich

In this conversation piece, we have decided that I am now a jellyfish.

Jesse: wow i was able to poop out teresa's dress design
Jesse: well my hand did
Sarah: i was gonna say..uhh JESS we're talking about ASSES HERE
Sarah: lol
Sarah: XD
Sarah: hahahhaha
Sarah: pooping on paper is not art :/
Sarah: OMG
Sarah: that should be my sig
Sarah: XD
Sarah: hahahhahahahha
Jesse: but you draw poop
Sarah: BUT I DONT POOP ON THE PAPER D:<
Jesse: oh neither do i
Sarah: GOOD
Sarah: XD
Sarah: hahhaha
Sarah: that would be disturbing
Jesse: i poop owls
Sarah: LMAO
Sarah: HAHHAH what?
Sarah: XD
Jesse: (o\v/o)
Jesse: owl
Sarah: ....O.o
Jesse: ( \v/ ) hooters
Jesse: XD
Sarah: I DUN GET IT D:
Sarah: I FAIL
Jesse: the (o\v/o) is an owl
Sarah: yeaaah?
Jesse: and the ( \v/ ) is a pair of boobs
Sarah: what does that have to do with poop?
Jesse: in a bikini
Sarah: O.o
Sarah: IM SO CONFUSED
Sarah: XD
Sarah: HAHAHAHA
Jesse: XD cuz i said i poop on owls
Sarah: NO! YOU SAID YOU POOP OWLS!
Sarah: hahahahhahahaha
Sarah: OMG I CANT BREAAAATHE
Sarah: XD
Sarah: HAHAHAH
Sarah: OOWWWW
Sarah: you poop owls
Sarah: lol
Sarah: you slay me hahahaha i almost wrote SLAP D:
Sarah: lmao
Sarah: wow
Jesse: i really wrote i poop owls.
Jesse: wow i'm special
Jesse: i meant to say "i poop ON owls"
Jesse: no wonder it hurt when i poop earlier! there was a damn beak in there!
Sarah: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Sarah: OMG I wanna draw someone shitting out a fucking OWL
Sarah: XD
Sarah: gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Bird shit'

So at this point I'm a jellyfish who poops owls.
Now comes another fun part...

Max Ace Spades: They showed up at...a dance club!?
MystickFire143: Pallan immediatly glowered at Wolf, he disliked dancing.
MystickFire143: Lex however was excited and bounced
MystickFire143: as was gimmick
MystickFire143: Gimmick*
Max Ace Spades: Wolf was the first out followed by the rest. Wolf had to drag Pallan out of the car. "You don't have to fucking dance if you don't want to! rrrrrrrr! just join us you damn spoil sport!"
MystickFire143: Pallan growled at him and struggled "NO! I don't wanna go in!"

Gimmick was off to the side, looking a little put off by Pallan's utter dislike of dancing. Lex sighed and glanced at her..this would have to be rectified some how...
Max Ace Spades: "Pallan, you will go in and have a good time! you can sit off to the side and drink a damn fish for all I care, but you're going!"

Sarah: drink a fish?
Jesse: XD drink LIKE a fish, but that works too
Sarah: HAHAHHAHA
Sarah: XD
Sarah: LAWL
Jesse: I'm a jellyfish, i poop owls and drink fish!
Sarah: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHA
Sarah: OMG
Sarah: XD

So due to my dumb and stoopid tpyoing figners, I am now a Jellyfish, who poops owls, and drinks fish.

All hail Quen Tpyo!

  • Mood: Distracted
  • Listening to: my buzzing thoughts
  • Reading: the back of my eyelids
  • Watching: the same
  • Playing: with -er BY myself...
  • Eating: food
  • Drinking: drink

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 23
  • Current Residence: My own little delusional world
  • Interests: stuff
  • Favourite movie: I have to pick one?
  • Favourite band or musician: Anything rock
  • Favourite genre of music: See above
  • Favourite artist: See above
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar. Allen. Frickin'. Poe.
  • Favourite photographer: Buh...
  • Favourite style or digital art: It's all good
  • Operating System: MS
  • Skin of choice: Mine
  • Favourite game: Torturing people
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Jessica Rabbit. Because I can draw her!
  • Personal Quote: "Better to be hated for what you are, than loved for you're not"
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, paper...

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~AceMaxim:iconAceMaxim: 3 days 5 hours ago
it helps to have a multitrack mind. half run, half just crash into each other

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Look! Up in the sky! It's a ducky! It's a Spruce Moose! No, it's just Jesse. Go back to what you were doing...
~MystickFire:iconMystickFire: 4 days 29 minutes ago
How do you keep track of this shit D: I fail XD

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~:SHE'S FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET!! MIGHTIER THAN A LAWN MOWER!!:~
HER ONLY ENEMY....CHEESE....
Damn you cheese....damn you.....
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I stand for what’s right … even if I must stand alone - Shadow Nagaru

I'm a NINJA and no ones going to tell me that I’m not.........GOT IT!!!!!!!!!

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